Originally Posted by Sensational
"Search or Die" would be better.
Hah, you could write a FAQ for guildcafe using that technique:
Q. I have enough fame to be famous, but I'm not. Is this a bug?
A. Use the search function.
Q. I can't seem to find the search function. Where is it?
A. Why can't people use the search function before... oh. It's on the upper right of the web page.
Q. The guildcafe.com web site has crashed and is not responding. Help?
A. Please visit our web site double you double you double you dot Gee You Eye Ell Dee See Ay Eff Eee dot See Oh Em and use the search function to find answers to most common questions. We are "temporarily" experiencing "unusually" high call volumes. Your wait time is estimated to be approximately seventy ... five
minutes. Your call will be answered in the order recieved, unless you are still on hold after five PM, at which point you will be automatically transferred to the infinihold system.