Originally Posted by Shademonger
Yes, God would certainly be proud that His creatures are spending their time crafting macho weapons with multiple killing potentials. Of all the things He could be blessing America for, I can think of nothing else better for Him to focus His divine glory on.
Yes, maybe someday you (Because I'm not American, so I can't really say "we") too can learn how to send floods that kill with amazing efficiency. Untill then you'll have to make do with your earthly weaponry.
Chainsaw bayonets (Or whatever they call them over at Rare) are certainly an interesting innovation, all you need now is powerarmor and some sort of exoskeleton that helps you reach your targets before they shoot you. Real life implementation is not that far off! They'll be perfect for the inevitable alien zombie invasion.