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But, since he won the jackpot 5 times in a row, he was wisked away to Tinkerton where he was given a mechanical heart! With his new heart in place, and money buldging out of his pockets, he went to the local spacecraft dealer and purchased a.......
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#132
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and the money was left to a mystery daughter who is one of the three following ladies: Rosie O'Donald, Dakota Fanning, or Tila Tequila. And the winner is...
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#133
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none of the 3 daughters as it turned out because he was not the father and went to his daughter Casey who only resides in Guitar Hero games therefore blowing all her cash on the shop in-game.
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#134
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but everyone forgot about gary at home, so gary decided to become the leader of an underground Italian Gang called the Calzones of Doom ( for lack of better name )
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#135
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but then diaster struck! Gary had a heart attack and was put in a coma for 50 years. When he woke up he was floating on a chunk of earth having been blasted into space 25 years ago.
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#136
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but, gary gets struck by cosmic rays and flies back to earth to become the fifth member of the fantastic four (making it the fantastic 5) with following superpowers......
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#137
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the ability to create giant saucy hot wings which he uses too...
if it wasn't obvious enough, yes I am a bit hungry |
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#138
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to burn his enemies with a beam of pure food
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#139
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unless the enemy so happened to be his arch nemesis FRAT BOY who...
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#140
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uses pure fratness to kick Gary back into space...
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