New Releases: What upcoming games are you looking forward to?
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Blonde's year in reveiw
January…Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February…Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels – "Duh" - bottles won't fit in typewriter. March...Got excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months - box said "2-4" years. April...Trapped on escalator for hours - power was out. May...Tried to make Kool-Aid - 8 cups water won't fit in those packets. June...Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope. July...Lost [censored] stroke swimming competition - learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms. August...Got locked out of car in rain storm - car swamped, because the top was down. September...The capital of California is "C" - isn't it??? October...Hate M and M's - they are so hard to peel. November...Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days - instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December...Couldn't call 911 - "Duh" - there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! What a year!!! |