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Blonde's year in reveiw
January…Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February…Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels – "Duh" -
bottles won't fit in typewriter.
March...Got excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months - box said
April...Trapped on escalator for hours - power was out.
May...Tried to make Kool-Aid - 8 cups water won't fit in those packets.
June...Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July...Lost [censored] stroke swimming competition - learned later,
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August...Got locked out of car in rain storm - car swamped, because
the top was down.
September...The capital of California is "C" - isn't it???
October...Hate M and M's - they are so hard to peel.
November...Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days - instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!
December...Couldn't call 911 - "Duh" - there's no "eleven" button on
What a year!!!