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View Poll Results: Pirates V.S. Ninjas
Pirates! Arrrr! 90 58.06%
Ninjas! *silence* 57 36.77%
Can't Decide! 8 5.16%
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Old 08-01-2007, 04:20 AM
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Pirates vs Ninjas!
Thats right, old time poll is coming back! Vote!

The Pirate vs Ninjas has always been a controversy so lets get to settling this debate!

Arrr! or *silence*...

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Old 08-01-2007, 05:05 AM
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It's definently gotta be pirates.

Ninjas are great and all, but they don't drink obsene amounts of alcohol, swear constantly, yell "Arr!", and get scurvy
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Ninjas kick Pirate Butt!
and they can do it silently and stealthily
and they can do while looking bad-ass in all black
and they can do it in 586 different ways using anything from a sword to a bent spoon
and they don't ever say things like "arrgh" and "ahoy, matey" (in fact, they don't ever say anything)
and they never have a freakin' parrot on their shoulder (sheesh, think of trying to get all that bird poop out of a black shirt)
and they never go down with the ship

Remember the pirate Captain Hook? Why do think he had to use a hook? that's right...he ran up against a ninja (that story about the crocodile was just what he told everybody to save face)

Here's a link to another thread that also shows why ninjas kick butt: http://www.guildcafe.com/showthread.php?t=14296

As posted in that thread:

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

What more could you need to know!
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It's pirates. Don't make me come over there, Delmar.
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Ninjas are so much more mysterious... Come on, the world has had enough pirates for now.
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It's definently gotta be pirates.

Ninjas are great and all, but they don't drink obsene amounts of alcohol, swear constantly, yell "Arr!", and get scurvy
I have to give it to you on the first two (alcohol and cursing)...strong arguments I hadn't considered when throwing my weight behind pirates

I still consider running around saying "Arrr" to be a negative

Now, when scurvy becomes a selling point for your position, perhaps its time to re-evaluate

Ninjas rule!
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It's pirates. Don't make me come over there, Delmar.
Pirates are POOPIE!

Great Ninjas are silent but deadly...just like great farts

What, are you going to wear a really loose-fitting cuffed shirt and "shiver me timbers"
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Smart pirates eat fruit so's they don't get scurvy. It's the ninjas who'd get scurvy at sea. Also, don't knock running around and saying "ARR!" until you've tried it. It can be quite therapeutic. Ninjas hold in their emotions and take out their inner turmoil on internet forums while sitting in their mama's basements.

And uh...I don't see many ninjas getting leave to go wenching. Yeah.
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Smart pirates eat fruit so's they don't get scurvy. It's the ninjas who'd get scurvy at sea.
Smart ninjas don't go to sea and, therefore, aren't half as "fruity" as pirates

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Ninjas hold in their emotions and take out their inner turmoil on internet forums while sitting in their mama's basements.
Hey, how did you know I was in my...that's downright eerie

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And uh...I don't see many ninjas getting leave to go wenching. Yeah.
That's because...well...damn. Okay, Pirates get alcohol, cursing and wenching... is it too late to change my vote? HAH! Never! Ninjas still rule!

::whispers:: I'm going to let you in on a secret.
Do you know why pirates say "Arrr"?
It dates back to the first pirate
Who said "Arrr"
right after the first ninja
beat him senseless with one of his own boots!
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See, now you're just stretching for it. I so win.

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