Q. How many hours a week do you play? (Answer!)
Q. When do you play, including timezone? (Answer!)
A. OMG WHENEVER PICK ME PLS SRSLY GUYZ I R GUD
A. Yes, and I have a microphone
Q. Do you feel relationships within games are meaningful? (Answer!)
A. That's a terrible question which I refuse to answer on the grounds that it was ill conceived and poorly written.
Q. Have you ever had a memorable real-life meeting with other gamers? (Answer!)
A. No, these morons are only means to an end. And that end, my friends, is phat lewtz.
Q. What is a feature you would like added to GamerDNA? (Answer!)
Q. What are the specs on your gaming rig? (Answer!)
A. I have a 3 pound hamster running his fat legs off trying to keep this piece of shit running.
Q. What question would you add to the Attitudes system? (Answer!)
A. Do you think these questions are as irrelevant as they are idiotic?
Q. Have you ever had a romantic encounter with someone you met in a game? (Answer!)
A. Jesus of course not. What kind of desperate, pathetic, haggard idiot would even try that crap?
Q. How do you feel about selling virtual items for real money? (Do NOT advertise RMT services!) (Answer!)
A. I have better shit to spend my money on
Q. What sort of players annoy you the most? (Answer!)
Q. What is your first computer or video gaming memory? (Answer!)
A. being beaten for spilling my Dad's beer on the computer. Ah, the memories....
Q. What are your favorite tabletop (RPG, board, miniatures, etc.) games? (Answer!)
A. It's called "Let's answer stupid questions until we turn blue in the face"
Q. What are your thoughts on roleplaying in games? (Answer!)
A. Hey, if you can't function in normal society, why not give it a shot in a fake world populated with equally desperate and awkward folk? If you want to pretend your a wizard to escape the cruel reality that is your life, far be it from me to judge you.
Q. If you could bring any book, movie or comic to life in a game, which would you choose? (Answer!)
A. Encyclopedia Brittanica Volume IV. That shit would be WILD.
