DESCRIPTION

An exercise in frustration and poor game design, Porky's is even more infantile than the film on which it is based, and certainly less entertaining. The game has four scenes: County Line, which is a poor man's Frogger; The Swamp, which is a pole-vaulting type of contest; The Shower, which is a ladder/platform game featuring a shapely babe; and Porky's Bar, in which players must perform the near-impossible task of blowing up the bar. Uneven graphics, lame sound effects and horrible controls make Porky's all but unplayable. ~ Brett Alan Weiss, All Game Guide