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GENERAL INFORMATION
GENRE/STYLE
Shooter/Third-Person 3D Shooter
RELEASE DATE
03/MAR/09
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DESCRIPTION
Players can blast the bad guys, score the hot chicks, and kick down the fourth wall of gaming in Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard, a shooter that satirizes video game mythology and industry clichés. Matt Hazard, voiced by Arrested Development's Will Arnett, is a Duke Nukem-esque hero whose years of unemployment have him looking to reclaim his throne as the king of over-the-top action games. In reality, Eat Lead is Hazard's debut game, but developer Vicious Cycle and publisher D3 have concocted an elaborate backstory for the character, placing him in a dozen fictional games such as 1983's seminal side-scrolling shooter "The Adventures of Matt in Hazard Land," the GoldenEye 007 parody "You Only Live 1,317 Times," and "Haz-Matt Carts," Hazard's inevitable slip into kart-racing purgatory.
Unfortunately for Hazard, fictitious developer "Marathon Software" spread his character too thin, and by the time of 2002's Viva Piñata-esque children's game "Choking Hazard: Candy Gramm," he was a washed-up has-been. But Eat Lead offers redemption, as gamers help Hazard on a quest for blood and relevance in the first actual game among his 13 fictional adventures. Though primarily a third-person 3D shooter, the game's story and style are subject to dramatic graphical, sound, and gameplay changes because the comeback is not exactly what Hazard envisioned. It seems that Wallace Wellesley, a Marathon executive voiced by Neil Patrick Harris, created Eat Lead as an elaborate ruse designed to make Hazard's life even more miserable. Continuous hacking of the game causes a number of inexplicable situations, such as Hazard fending off gun-toting cowboys in a futuristic space station, and only gamers can help the gruff protagonist make sense of the chaos and resurrect his career. ~ Christopher Brown, All Game Guide
Past 14 days
“This is an awful action game but has loads of easy achievements ... get it only for gamer score and live with the embarrassment of it showing on your games list ... You have been warned. ”
“This is an awful action game but has loads of easy achievements ... get it only for gamer score and live with the embarrassment of it showing on your games list ... You have been warned. ”
created 23/JAN/2012
“Finally got through my first playthrough and they do throw a few achievements at you near the end. The game had its moments, both good and bad. There were probably two or three places that really...”
created 16/DEC/2009
“Thought I had made it to the end when the credits started rolling. . . wrong. Still more to come and I ran out of time in my attempt to finish this out before having to go to work. I did manage a...”
created 15/DEC/2009
“As frustrating as some parts can be in this game, there are those moments where you just have to laugh. Trying to get through this game so I can attempt it at a harder difficulty (even though it...”
created 05/DEC/2009
“A goofy little game with some of the dialog. The interesting thing with this game is the anachronisms that pop up. I mean where else are you gonna find WWII soldiers in a dance club? Probably not the best put together game, but the novelty is...”
“A goofy little game with some of the dialog. The interesting thing with this game is the anachronisms that pop up. I mean where else are you gonna find WWII soldiers in a dance club? Probably not the best put together game, but the novelty is enough for a playthrough.”
created 10/OCT/2009
“Got some achievements for getting headshots, killing enemies, etc. Then the game crashed and fried my memory card. So I won't be playing that one for a while.”
created 06/OCT/2009
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“Although this game if fun and entertaining, the controls still take away a lot from it. What is with the damn floating sideways thing when you stand up out of the broken cover system around objects? ”
created 10/SEP/2009
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created 03/SEP/2009
“A promising concept- self-aware FPS star resists attempts to replace him by shooting through hacked levels- and some funny in-jokes for gamers, but the one thing that can't be joked about is generic repetitive levels, spawning enemies and clunky...”
“A promising concept- self-aware FPS star resists attempts to replace him by shooting through hacked levels- and some funny in-jokes for gamers, but the one thing that can't be joked about is generic repetitive levels, spawning enemies and clunky mechanics. Worth a playthrough but not more than one.”
created 31/AUG/2009
“I was laughing so hard after earning achievement "Meet Quentin" xD . Seriously that was such a silly achievement :D”
created 23/JUL/2009
“Awesome! The game itself is one big parody , with enjoyable gameplay...”
“Awesome! The game itself is one big parody , with enjoyable gameplay...”
created 23/JUL/2009
“Took a few minutes and just finished up some of the really easy achievements like destroying 30 potted plants and 30 fire extinguishers. All done with the game now.”
created 18/JUL/2009
“A game not to be taken too seriously. It's fun and humorous, but with slightly lacking controls. I'd give it 3 to 4 stars out of 5. A good rental or bargain bin buy. Lots of references to new and old FPS games that give it a unique quality.”
“A game not to be taken too seriously. It's fun and humorous, but with slightly lacking controls. I'd give it 3 to 4 stars out of 5. A good rental or bargain bin buy. Lots of references to new and old FPS games that give it a unique quality.”
created 17/JUL/2009
“I finished busting out this game last night. The final boss (CEO) was a pain in the butt. He spawned so many guys consistently and they all did crazy damage. Actually, it wasn't so much that they...”
created 17/JUL/2009
“Played this for a few hours last night. Finished beating the tentacle boss...still hard, but I did much better this time around than the other day. I had a clear mind and better understanding of...”
created 16/JUL/2009
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