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Batman: Arkham Asylum (X360)
GENERAL INFORMATION
GENRE/STYLE
Action/Third-person 3D Action
RELEASE DATE
25/AUG/09
ESRB RATING
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ALSO AVAILABLE ON
PlayStation 3, IBM PC Compatible, PC, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360
TRAITS (member-attributed "LIKES")
THE SETTING #USES
- Asylum 150
- DC universe 149
- Batman universe 119
PLAYING AS #USES
- batman 428
- Detective 40
- The Batman 20
PLAYING AGAINST #USES
HOW IT'S PLAYED #USES
- Stealth tactics 325
- Action Adventure 261
- RPG elements 125
GENERAL TONE #USES
- Dark 315
- investigative 132
- intense 113
DESCRIPTION
Batman: Arkham Asylum is an original adventure with fast action and large-scale combat sequences, played from a close third-person perspective in a dark, survival-horror styled setting. The game begins as Batman delivers the Joker to Arkham Asylum, Gotham City's psychiatric hospital for the criminally insane. The villain springs a trap and takes over the institution, with an army of thugs and a host of dangerous inmates to back him up. The twisted plot plays out in a freely-explored re-creation of the asylum and surrounding island. In addition to prowling the corridors of Arkham, Batman can explore the outdoor areas, using his equipment to reach high spots and glide safely back down.
Specially suited for the game's one-against-many melee style, the three-button combat control scheme is intended for free-flowing moves and strings of combo attacks on multiple opponents. Batman also has a belt full of useful gadgets to help even the odds, with x-ray scanners and chemical tracers that let him see through walls and follow invisible tracks. Stealthy prowling gives advantages of positioning and surprise, rewarding the hero's caution and patience with one-hit takedowns. Experience earned through combat, exploration, and experimentation allow Batman to create better equipment, more finely tuned to the given tasks.
In addition to the Joker and his brilliant aide in evil, Harley Quinn, Batman faces other super-powered asylum patients, including Bane, Killer Croc, Zsasz. As usual, brains as well as brawn are required to unravel Joker's insanely inspired scheme. The story for Batman: Arkham Asylum was written by Paul Dini, writer and producer for Batman: The Animated Series and Batman Beyond. Cartoon series regulars Kevin Conroy, Mark Hamill, and Arleen Sorkin perform voice acting. The game was developed by Rocksteady Studios, creator of Eidos' 2006 first-person shooter Urban Chaos: Riot Response. ~ T.J. Deci, All Game Guide
Batman: Arkham Asylum (X360)
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GENRE/STYLE:Action/Third-person 3D Action
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RELEASE DATE:25/AUG/09
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DESCRIPTION:Batman: Arkham Asylum is an original adventure with fast action and large-scale combat sequences, played from a close... more
players 8,785
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“All achievements unlocked! Shock & Awe (Extreme) can burn in hell! :D”
created 06/APR/2012
“*points to the "Gamerscore Earned" on the right* Think I've played this one before? ^_^ It never ceases to amaze me; I can remember almost every single Riddler trophy / answer / tape...”
created 29/MAR/2012
“epic batman adventure”
“epic batman adventure”
created 16/JAN/2012
“Great gameplay, story and atmosphere. ”
“Great gameplay, story and atmosphere. ”
created 26/DEC/2011
“Batman never moved so fast.”
“Batman never moved so fast.”
created 15/SEP/2011
“While a relatively short game, it was a very fun experience. By far the best Batman game I've played to date.”
“While a relatively short game, it was a very fun experience. By far the best Batman game I've played to date.”
created 26/AUG/2011
“Believe it or not, I was expecting this to be crap ... I was greatfully wrong. This game embodied alot of what Batman from the comic books was all about. He's a tank, he can go in and have hand to hand with a whole of goons and leave without...”
“Believe it or not, I was expecting this to be crap ... I was greatfully wrong. This game embodied alot of what Batman from the comic books was all about. He's a tank, he can go in and have hand to hand with a whole of goons and leave without breaking a sweat! But the game is not just about the combat, it plays on Batmans gadgets well and has really fun puzzle elements to match. Alot of the bad guys are there to as boss characters which is cool and the game play incorporates a stealth way of playing through so as to pick your fights wisely with gun tooled up goons. A great game with loads to offer (except multiplayer) even if your a Batman fan or not. Can't wait for the sequal ... its a day one purchase.”
created 19/AUG/2011
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SnowWolf75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I concur on the your review 100%. I thoroughly enjoyed the first and expect to enjoy the second as much, given when I've seen so far.”
“Remember how people hated the new look they gave Harley Quinn in Arkham Asylum? I was okay with that. But THIS. Just... just no. Angry skinhead Robin? This is one pre-order DLC I think I can skip.”
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- Date: 20/JUN/2011
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Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“No, no NOOOOOOO
Not creating another Harley Thread, NEVER AGAIN”
Not creating another Harley Thread, NEVER AGAIN”
amedeus8 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“IT. IS. INEVITABLE, MR. ANDERSON.”
Bonemane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Lol since when does robin dress like a wanna-be Batman?”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“That's more or less the Tim Drake (Robin 3) design, used from 1989 until just a few years ago. Even the use of a bo instead of two escrima (like the first 2 Robins used) indicates Tim. ”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Actually, now that I look closer, that might be the Damian Wayne (current Robin) design, with the hood. That also fits the 'angry skin-head' part better, since he was raised by assassins and is just a bit sociopathic... ;)”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Seriously, we are going down this route? DEAR LORD”
amedeus8 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Boooo, I want to play a circus boy.”
stashnet was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“yessssshh yesssssssshh Harobln thread yeeeeeessss”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“LIVE!”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“If it makes you feel better, I've heard rumors that Nightwing (Robin 1 / Circus Boy) may be a dlc skin.”
amedeus8 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Hm. I wouldn't mind Nightwing. I'll have to keep an eye out for that one.”
KatrinaTheLamia was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I dunno, I wouldn't mind a Jason Todd skin designed to look like Justin Bieber.
This will need to be done... if only because I would slow down, and watch the scene of that Robin, depicted with Justin Bieber, being killed via crow bar beating, over, and over again. Maybe even putting on some Barry White to get the mood right. Mmm Baby~
The shot with Joker and the Crowbar. Now just Robin and the Crowbar. Now Robin and Joker. Now all three.
Honestly, I was glad when I heard the rumours they were casting Justin Beiber as Robin. Thinking, "mmm~ Jason Todd Robin~ the scene I get thrown out of the theatre for obscene acts~ mmm~"
This Robin works. There are a few designs that work like this. It involves Super Boy Prime punching the universe, really. The universe can only handle one whiney ass bugger. So all Robins were made bad ass. Look, it does not make much more sense that that here.”
This will need to be done... if only because I would slow down, and watch the scene of that Robin, depicted with Justin Bieber, being killed via crow bar beating, over, and over again. Maybe even putting on some Barry White to get the mood right. Mmm Baby~
The shot with Joker and the Crowbar. Now just Robin and the Crowbar. Now Robin and Joker. Now all three.
Honestly, I was glad when I heard the rumours they were casting Justin Beiber as Robin. Thinking, "mmm~ Jason Todd Robin~ the scene I get thrown out of the theatre for obscene acts~ mmm~"
This Robin works. There are a few designs that work like this. It involves Super Boy Prime punching the universe, really. The universe can only handle one whiney ass bugger. So all Robins were made bad ass. Look, it does not make much more sense that that here.”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Tim was bad ass before SBP punched reality. :P He just wasn't 'gritty'. He was like a happy, positive Bruce who was actually capable of making friends with people.”
amedeus8 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“In other words, the ultimate human being.”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Well, not quite. He was still not quite to Bruce's or Dick's level of 'bad assery'. But factoring in that he was the *happy* member of the Bat-family *and* a Bruce-lite...
Not to mention he's dated any number of super-heroins, including at least one of the Batgirls and the current Wondergirl...”
Not to mention he's dated any number of super-heroins, including at least one of the Batgirls and the current Wondergirl...”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Is this Jason Drake or Tim Todd?”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Probably a mix of Tim Drake and Damian Wayne. I'm not sure who's name they will be using, but they've combined Tim's age and preference for the staff with Damian general design of Damian Wayne.”
iPodman was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I agree with Svoboda. It looks like Jason's head on Tim's body to me.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Yes, that's exactly what I meant. All he needs is the red hood.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“So, who's the mad scientist who built a Robinstien, then?”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“You just had to keep this thing alive Xeno >_>”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Hey, I'm not the one who ressurected Jason. You can thank Ras al Gul for that.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“But is Ras al Gul the one who put his head on Tim's body?”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“He could have, but I'm thinking Doctor Vahzilok crossed over into DC.”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@LordXenophon Uhh... I think you have to thank Superboy-Prime for that... And Talia al Ghul for fixing his brain damage with the Lazarus pit.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Nobody fixed Jason's mental problems. If anything, they got worse.
Also, Talia's last name isn't al Gul. It's Wayne.”
Also, Talia's last name isn't al Gul. It's Wayne.”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I never said anything about mental problems. Brain damage is not the same thing.
Also, Talia is no longer married to Bruce Wayne.”
Also, Talia is no longer married to Bruce Wayne.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Al Gul wasn't her maiden name, either. "Ras al Gul" is usually translated as "Head of the Demon" in the comics. It's his villain name. Calling his daughter "Miss al Gul" would be like calling Superman's son "Mr. Man."
As far as I know, they never acutally revealed her actual maiden name.
I never knew she married Batman, though. What issue was that?”
As far as I know, they never acutally revealed her actual maiden name.
I never knew she married Batman, though. What issue was that?”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Svoboda It was in the Son of the Demon graphic novel. I don't think it happened in any of the issues of the Batman comics. It was considered non-canon for a long time, but since Grant Morrison hijacked parts of it to bring Damian Wayne into the story I'm not sure if it's canon now or not. I heard that he never read it before using parts of it, and I know he even basically said that Superboy-Prime's time punch made it work.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I have Son of the Demon. Haven't read it yet. Maybe I should bump it up the waiting stack a bit.”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“She has been referenced as Talia al Gul in the Batman comics before. Maybe it's because the author of those stories aren't aware that 'al Gul' isn't actually the family name.
But then, Ra's is several hundred years old (thanks to the Lazarus pits) and they never did reveal any name for him other than Ra's al Gul. So maybe that *is* his real name...”
But then, Ra's is several hundred years old (thanks to the Lazarus pits) and they never did reveal any name for him other than Ra's al Gul. So maybe that *is* his real name...”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“It's common for villains to be known only by their villain name.
I'm going to go with calling her Talia Wayne until I read the part where they divorce.”
I'm going to go with calling her Talia Wayne until I read the part where they divorce.”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Svoboda I don't think they formally divorce. It's more of a "let's not be married anymore" thing.”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Or was it Tales of the Demon? Well, I think it might be covered in both, but since Tales came before Crisis on Infinite Earths, I'd say just go with Son of the Demon.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Finished reading it. I think Bruce just doesn't recognize it as a legitimate marriage, but Talia thinks it is. I bet she has checks printed with "Talia Wayne" on them.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“That's not exactly how I interpreted it, but Talia is definately the one who wanted it.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“He's only the second man she ever wanted not to kill and the first was her father. How could she not want to marry Batman?”
mykalgaidin was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I would think that given the fact that Ra's has completely embodied the villainy inherent in trying to kill off humanity that al Ghul is his real name. He probably abandoned his original name when he abandoned his humanity.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“That's like saying that "Bruce Wayne" is an alias Batman uses just to sign checks.”
mykalgaidin was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Svoboda It is. Bruce Wayne is the mask, Batman is the one underneath the mask. Part of the psychological makeup of the man that makes him such a fascinating character.”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“<-- has no clue about anything related to Batman beyond the odd nugget of information and the movies.”
mykalgaidin was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@bendrexl The thing about Harley in AA (yes, I'm going there, but since my points in The Thread That Shall Not Be Named have been consigned to the dustbin of forgotten shit I'm making them again here) is that it was just a cosmetic makeover. The character was the EXACT same character as in the Holy Cartoon series. She just looked different.”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I agree. I never really saw the complaints. Well, I could understand the feeling that they just tried to 'sexy her up', show more cleavage. But really, she never needed it and it really didn't turn out any more 'sexy' than her typical costume.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“don't worry, I deleted that....thing months ago. I mean seriously, after it broke the comments counter, it was time.
That and I left anyway. ”
That and I left anyway. ”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I thought she was supposed to be a doctor, and she wound up looking more like a punker nurse.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Show more cleavage, NotU? Her original costume is a Spy Catsuit. Those come with a zipper all the way down the front, which means she could have achieved Total Cleavage without a costume change.
And Harley was either a psychiatric nurse or a psychiatrist. I was never quite sure which. Of course, having been a kid when I watched those, I didn't really know the difference yet.”
And Harley was either a psychiatric nurse or a psychiatrist. I was never quite sure which. Of course, having been a kid when I watched those, I didn't really know the difference yet.”
ShonenBlade was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Since when does Robin wear slacks? Was everybody too fixated on his hair to notice he's wearing slacks?”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Svoboda Yes, Psychologist, that really needed to by a patient! But still the new version looks more like a nurse outfit than a doctors.
In your other comment are you talking about Cat Woman?”
In your other comment are you talking about Cat Woman?”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Svoboda Where as Harley's old outfit just tied in with her alter-ego, More like an anonymous disguise.”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Svoboda Oh, I agree. I never thought the costume change was needed for her, but I also didn't complain because I understood what they were *trying* to do. Personally, I found her original costume more attractive on her.
And depending on which version you want to go with, she's been both. I don't remember which cartoon was which, in terms of origins. One had her as a tv psychiatrist, the other had her working at Arkham as a Psychiatric Nurse.”
And depending on which version you want to go with, she's been both. I don't remember which cartoon was which, in terms of origins. One had her as a tv psychiatrist, the other had her working at Arkham as a Psychiatric Nurse.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@NotU Maybe she was going to college while being a nurse and moonlighting as Harlequin?”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“In the last thing I watched which had her character in it, Birds of Prey, she was psychiatrist. Though she didn't really have a costume. She dressed the same when she was being a criminal as when she was being a psychiatrist. I was a bit bummed cause for the whole series I was waiting for her to put on her costume.”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“That show was a strange mish-mash of golden, silver, and modern age characters.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“She was a prison psychiatrist for Arkham Asylum assigned to The Joker, simply because she not only requested it, but because no one else wanted to take the position. Eventually Ms. Harleen Quinzel fell head over heels for the psycho and has been his sort of love interest ever since.
She'll be voiced by Tara Strong for Arkham City.
What? I happen to know my Batman. ”
She'll be voiced by Tara Strong for Arkham City.
What? I happen to know my Batman. ”
ShonenBlade was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“She was a perfectly sane psychiatrist at first. She didn't go mad until the Joker gave her a Hannibal Lecture.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“well, even then you could read the signs and hear the audio tapes they scattered throughout Arkham City (bonus).
But on the whole she either was really naive going in or borderline psychotic to begin with.
I'm going with borderline psychotic. ”
But on the whole she either was really naive going in or borderline psychotic to begin with.
I'm going with borderline psychotic. ”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I believe this is what SB is referring to.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HannibalLecture
I just read it and it does seem to describe the way Harley was turned to the dorky side.”
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HannibalLecture
I just read it and it does seem to describe the way Harley was turned to the dorky side.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“It's probably one of the weaker examples of a Hannibal Lecture, but certainly not the weakest. The Joker is certainly capable of pulling one off on a noobie shrink.”
bendrexl was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@LordXenophon Well said, I'd agree with that point.
@Wastelander-75 Yep, I'd say a little of both, according to the Batman:AA tapes, which seems fairly plausible to me.”
@Wastelander-75 Yep, I'd say a little of both, according to the Batman:AA tapes, which seems fairly plausible to me.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Which point? The one where I agree with ShonenBlade?”
ShonenBlade was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“^-^”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“A Hannibal Lecture is normally used on the naive.”
iPodman was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Continuity error detected. LordXenophon seems to be replying to a missing post.”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“It's not missing, it just hasn't happened yet. ;) *wibbly wobbly, timey wimey*”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Sorry I'm late. I seem to have bumped the temporal coordinates after I set them.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“let's do the time warp agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain...”
amedeus8 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“It's just a jump to the left...”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“And a step to the riiiiight!”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“yeeep. I think this is the part where we start spamming song lyrics until we hit a thousand posts. :P”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Yeah the pelvic thrust part could eat up quite a few posts =D”
amedeus8 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Let's see if this works
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amedeus8 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
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amedeus8 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Nope. Bet I can't Triforce, either.”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“ /facepalm”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“laughs”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Let's see if I can combine Facepalm and Timewarp into one gesture...
/timepalm”
/timepalm”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“/Facewarp”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Isn't the Facewarp that thing the Doctor does when he's mortally wounded?”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@LordXenophon Yeah, and timepalm is when he uh.... never-mind...”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“What about Timeface and Palmwarp?”
KatrinaTheLamia was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“/supersonic-elektronic”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Super Two-Face Timewarp Palm Jutsu!
It's an especially hard combo to get, because you have to enter the secret activation code after you've already begun the combo, or the combo will never begin.”
It's an especially hard combo to get, because you have to enter the secret activation code after you've already begun the combo, or the combo will never begin.”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“You guys better knock it off or the Anti-Spirals are going to get us all.”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“In all honesty I thought Robin looked all cool when he came out with the hood and the staff and what-not... I never took into account that he was bald beneath that hood though... Interesting...
Also, looks like we've got another Harley thread going... I rather enjoyed how they made Harley look in Arkham City. Somehow they made Poison Ivy look worse though...”
Also, looks like we've got another Harley thread going... I rather enjoyed how they made Harley look in Arkham City. Somehow they made Poison Ivy look worse though...”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“God PLEASE no more Harley. I mean shit I could walk away from my comp for an hour and come back to 30 new responses. ”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I don't want to relive that. ”
Tr0uble was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I gotta say, I'm with Roxas. I don't mind what they did with Harley and I like what they did with this robin. DC Universe is restarting and they are trying to get rid of "wearing your undies on the outside" routine. I just wished they would have used this on the #1 Batman & Robin in the New 52. ”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Tr0uble I called it the "Superhero Panties" fad. ”
Tr0uble was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I'm glad it was just a fad. I kind of like the new look. It's modern day and it keeps the Gothem's dark nature. ”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I agree. Although they all look a bit too young-ish looking now. I'm not saying they should all look old and grizzled, but my god they look like they should all be members of the Teen Titans than members of the Justice League. ”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Robin and Nightwing and Batgirl are all supposed to be younger. Batman is the old one... I always remember it being that way...”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I recall them being teen or college age. It was never really clear though. I allways thought they made it ambiguos on purpose.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“The original Robin grew up, went to college with Batgirl, founded the Teen Titans and then became Nightwing after the Teen Titans broke up. Tim Drake is the third and is still in high school. The original Batgirl was paralyzed when she was shot by the Joker and became the Oracle.
This makes Nightwing/Robin 1 and the Oracle/Batgirl a generation younger than Batman. Tim could arguably be considered to be 2 generations younger than Batman.
Yes, Batman is old.”
This makes Nightwing/Robin 1 and the Oracle/Batgirl a generation younger than Batman. Tim could arguably be considered to be 2 generations younger than Batman.
Yes, Batman is old.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@LordXenophon not anymore. according to current continuity, they're retconning her paralysis out of the picture. Now she's back at Batgirl. ”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Batman is still old.”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Speaking of Gordan's daughter there... What the hell was the Oracle's deal in Arkham City? She was fighting with Batman and forcefully telling him what to do a lot with Alfred teaming up with her.
I mean, they were the right decisions, but man...”
I mean, they were the right decisions, but man...”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Not much continuity in character development between the two games. They kinda differ quite a bit.”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Roxas-UrBoxas probably because Batman was thinking with his dick :P”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I know he was definitely thinking with the mini-batman at one point... But I recall two points in the game where Oracle started making his decisions for him.
Man... I beat it three times, why can't I remember anything!? It's those damn campaign missions making me block everything out.”
Man... I beat it three times, why can't I remember anything!? It's those damn campaign missions making me block everything out.”
QueenFred was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Batman usually has to be reminded, quite forcefully, that he has a dick. And it's usually Catwoman or Talia that reminds him. It's Robin's job to hit on Batgirl.
So, in other words, WTF?”
So, in other words, WTF?”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“It would be weird if Batman hit on Batgirl, since she is his friends daughter. Not that superheroes seem to have a problem with that sort of thing. Their as bad or worse than soap operas.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Besides being a part-time teammate, Batgirl is his friend's daughter and his apprentice's girlfriend. Hitting on her would be harassment and would create a hostile work environment. Not even super heroes tolerate that sort of thing any more.”
playforward was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Thanks for breaking down the series of events/characters, LordXenophon. I don't follow the story well enough to know that and it was a good insight.”
Tr0uble was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I agree with LordXenophon, no way would Batman hit on Batgirl even if her paralysis didn't happen. Nighwing will hook up with Batgirl. The Redhood will hook up with Starfire and Catwoman will end up being Damian's step-mom lol. Yep, sounds pretty much like a soap to me. But for some reason, it's ok.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I doubt Batgirl would put up with Red Hood. If any character would, it would be Huntress.”
Tr0uble was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“you mean starfire? Is the huntress in the new 52? I haven't seen her. ”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@LordXenophon Yeah this isn't X-men! No hooking up with teammates allowed!
@Tr0uble Huntress is Batman & Catwomans daughter.
”
@Tr0uble Huntress is Batman & Catwomans daughter.
”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@TamaraLane Not in the regular continuity, not for the last 26 years. The Golden Age continuity (JSA era) Huntress was Helena Wayne, but the Earth 1 (post-1955 / JLA era) is Helena Bertinelli and has absolutely no familial relation to either Catwoman or Batman.
The Earth 1 reality (Helena Bertinelli) became the default reality it 1955, then the 'only' reality in 1985. The reality where Huntress was Helena Wayne ceased to exist in the Crisis of Infinite Earths (1985).”
The Earth 1 reality (Helena Bertinelli) became the default reality it 1955, then the 'only' reality in 1985. The reality where Huntress was Helena Wayne ceased to exist in the Crisis of Infinite Earths (1985).”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Huntress is the daughter of a mob boss, as well as being one of Tim Drake's teachers. She has a lot in common with Marvel's character, Electra.”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Or was it Elektra?”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“trying to make sense of comic book continuity is like trying to unravel a ball of razor wire the size of Detroit.
yeah you might eventually get it straightened out, but you'll loose too much of yourself doing it.”
yeah you might eventually get it straightened out, but you'll loose too much of yourself doing it.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“However you spell it. I'm somewhat less knowledgeable about Marvel characters.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Waste You can post that again!”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@LordXenophon Eh, most of the Marvel characters are less interesting anyway. The only one I even try to follow is X-23.”
DarkestKnight81 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“The Huntress I remember is basically Elektra, but with a crossbow and a purple theme going, and she teaches one of Tim Drake's classes by day and teams up with Robin behind Batman's back at night. Batman hates her. Red Hood/Jason Todd would probably love her.”
KatrinaTheLamia was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Eh... I dunno, I think with all the lesbian make outs going on, Batman puts traqs into his bat shorts just to keep HIM from going insane. Just go through some of the lesbian pairings:
Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy
Batgirl/Batwoman (ah, none of those are original gen)
And... shoot, there was another in here.
Just throw in the fact "Power Girl" even exists in DCU, a super heroine whose power pretty much is "she has LARGE boobs" (which the moment those boobs give to her body allow for super strength, the pain those boobs cause to her back make her super resilient and she can fly, because she has boobs).
Oh and that Wonder Woman is there...
No wonder he is brooding so damned much. He is a dirty ol' man, living what should be a dream--until you actually live it.
Large amounts of lesbian make outs in leather, nurse out fits, sometimes in the rain or just with oil slicked all over... and he cannot touch any of it.
Activate the bat nut traqs... I have to fight crime... dammit. The world is a dark and cold place.”
Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy
Batgirl/Batwoman (ah, none of those are original gen)
And... shoot, there was another in here.
Just throw in the fact "Power Girl" even exists in DCU, a super heroine whose power pretty much is "she has LARGE boobs" (which the moment those boobs give to her body allow for super strength, the pain those boobs cause to her back make her super resilient and she can fly, because she has boobs).
Oh and that Wonder Woman is there...
No wonder he is brooding so damned much. He is a dirty ol' man, living what should be a dream--until you actually live it.
Large amounts of lesbian make outs in leather, nurse out fits, sometimes in the rain or just with oil slicked all over... and he cannot touch any of it.
Activate the bat nut traqs... I have to fight crime... dammit. The world is a dark and cold place.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“That's not what's going on at all. He completely ignores all the women and they're trying as hard as they can to force him to notice, but the only one who looks is Robin. That's one of the reason Batman needs a Robin. Somebody has to pay attention to us.”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@LordXenophon The only thing you need to know about Marvel is that Spiderman kicks ass. That's about it really.”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Svoboda I dunno, it seems to me like Batman does have his flings whether the women try hard or not. He's just really picky.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Catwoman flings herself on Batman, Batman flings her into a corner. You're right, he does have his flings.”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“If you put it that way, Batman has flings with lots of things. Inanimate objects, thugs, women, children, cats.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Batarangs, exploding gass balls, caltrops, the Joker...”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Roxas-UrBoxas and Wolverine! Who is pretty much in every damned team in Marvel. Honestly, how does he find time to sleep?
"Avengers, Assemble!"
Logan: Aw God @#$!@$ It's 3 in the @#$%& morning!!!”
"Avengers, Assemble!"
Logan: Aw God @#$!@$ It's 3 in the @#$%& morning!!!”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Even worse, Wolverine is immune to coffee.”
ShonenBlade was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I thought that was just alcohol.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Well, as I understand it, Wolverine is immune to just about every kind of toxin, drug, disease, or chemical weapon not designed with Mutants in mind, and even some of the ones designed to affect Mutants. Even if an especially strong chemical weapon does affect him, he's the first to recover. I doubt coffee would have any more effect on him that would alcohol.
But, as Waste points out, Wolverine does sleep. Sometimes. When he has time.”
But, as Waste points out, Wolverine does sleep. Sometimes. When he has time.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“yeah. too bad it's also with any woman that fits the below requisites:
Breathing
Two Legs
Human(ish) Looking
Wolverine's a Horn Dog...”
Breathing
Two Legs
Human(ish) Looking
Wolverine's a Horn Dog...”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Most beefcakes are horn dogs.
Think about Marv.
Men simply born in the wrong period of time.”
Think about Marv.
Men simply born in the wrong period of time.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Marv who?”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Sin City.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“_____________________
(that's a blank. I drew it myself.)”
(that's a blank. I drew it myself.)”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“You've never read/watched Sin City? You'd love it. Murder, nudity, dis-ambiguous characters, nudity.
Great stuff. :D ”
Great stuff. :D ”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“And cannibalism. Oddly enough”
KatrinaTheLamia was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Wastelander-75 @Roxas-UrBoxes @LordXenophon guys guys... you are going about Marvel all wrong. It is not Spiderman or... ew... Wolverine you guys need to know about in Marvel.
It is Captain Sextastic himself (other superhero name--never caught on, no idea why)... the charming, the witty, the tall man full of charisma and wit--the extremely comely, sexy and wonderful: Deadpool!
He is the reason you love Marvel. You need to understand it. You might not have seen him in anything you've read--but his sex appeal and pure awesome just oozes throughout the entire Marvel universe. Spiderman talked to Deadpool a few times--the first time, had Deadpool's awesome spread throughout all of Spiderman past, present and every future Spiderman (including all the ones he gave Mary-Jane Parker Ovary Cancer).
Deadpool was spared from the Clone War Saga, because they could not successfully clone him. Everytime they tried, before they got finished, the Scientists heads and eyes exploded with the sheer awesome they were doing!
Fucking hellz yeah, Deadpool.”
It is Captain Sextastic himself (other superhero name--never caught on, no idea why)... the charming, the witty, the tall man full of charisma and wit--the extremely comely, sexy and wonderful: Deadpool!
He is the reason you love Marvel. You need to understand it. You might not have seen him in anything you've read--but his sex appeal and pure awesome just oozes throughout the entire Marvel universe. Spiderman talked to Deadpool a few times--the first time, had Deadpool's awesome spread throughout all of Spiderman past, present and every future Spiderman (including all the ones he gave Mary-Jane Parker Ovary Cancer).
Deadpool was spared from the Clone War Saga, because they could not successfully clone him. Everytime they tried, before they got finished, the Scientists heads and eyes exploded with the sheer awesome they were doing!
Fucking hellz yeah, Deadpool.”
KatrinaTheLamia was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Svoboda mmm~ Yeah, Selena Kyle can only hope to the beard.
Those parts in Arkham Asylum were not him thinking with his minibat... it was more him going, "ew... a vagina... an' boobs...icky!" and having issues thinking of Robin in those cute bat shorts. And going shopping with him.”
Those parts in Arkham Asylum were not him thinking with his minibat... it was more him going, "ew... a vagina... an' boobs...icky!" and having issues thinking of Robin in those cute bat shorts. And going shopping with him.”
KatrinaTheLamia was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“... Suddenly Dr. Quinzel's costume change makes sense. Joker knew it would ruin Batman's ability to think of short shorts boy in the green room of the Bat Cave.
Thanks @Svoboda... it all makes sense now.”
Thanks @Svoboda... it all makes sense now.”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@KatrinaTheLamia I suppose Deadpool is good for a hearty laugh or two... But I just don't relate to his constant breaking of the 4th barrier wall. I get involved with characters because of their hardships, not the characters that know of my presence watching them.”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Roxas-UrBoxas you make Pinkie Pie sad.”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Pinkie Pie is at her best when she's emulating space core.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKmZFPvs-zw”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKmZFPvs-zw”
ShonenBlade was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@KatrinaTheLamia Deadpool ranks pretty low on the sexy scale. A big sword isn't enough to impress me.”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@ShonenBlade That pretty much rules out most male heroes and villains from Final Fantasy.”
ShonenBlade was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Zell is so awesome, he doesn't even need a sword.”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I referred to him as "White Mike Tyson" which brought him to a whole new level of poop.
Even Snow is better than Zell... And he's a hero, a hero that saves people and everything and the world... A hero that doesn't need a plan because he's a hero.”
Even Snow is better than Zell... And he's a hero, a hero that saves people and everything and the world... A hero that doesn't need a plan because he's a hero.”
KatrinaTheLamia was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Roxas-UrBoxas I dunno... I still find Wolverine overrated. Mind you, I'd be more likely to drool with something that has Rogue or Shadowcat on the cover than Wolverine (Emma Frost is just a little bit much for me--the height of unrealistic, if you will).
That drool was totally intentional, and meant for gag affect. In fact most of it was already on the floor before I got there too. That totally is what is going on there. As I'd never be the sort to make a pool that big. You must be thinking of some other person.
- @ShonenBlade I mostly do the "sexy Deadpool" thing, as he strikes me like the person, who does even more dangerously stupid stuff when he gets a bit of a chub going on. A chub that has him being even more arrogant and full of himself.
He's the sort of person you built up, slam him on the ass, and send him out somewhere... then follow him with a video camera.
Being on the otherside of the fourth wall, it is even safe for me to keep doing this over and over again too. As I do not have to worry about him thinking I am a bitch for refusing to sleep with him.”
That drool was totally intentional, and meant for gag affect. In fact most of it was already on the floor before I got there too. That totally is what is going on there. As I'd never be the sort to make a pool that big. You must be thinking of some other person.
- @ShonenBlade I mostly do the "sexy Deadpool" thing, as he strikes me like the person, who does even more dangerously stupid stuff when he gets a bit of a chub going on. A chub that has him being even more arrogant and full of himself.
He's the sort of person you built up, slam him on the ass, and send him out somewhere... then follow him with a video camera.
Being on the otherside of the fourth wall, it is even safe for me to keep doing this over and over again too. As I do not have to worry about him thinking I am a bitch for refusing to sleep with him.”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I liked Wolverine before they turned his powers up to 11 and put him in every book. He used to be a master martial artist, stealth expert, and the like.
These days, his regeneration is amped up beyond reason and he's all about the "Rawr! I'm berserking! Shink, Bub!"”
These days, his regeneration is amped up beyond reason and he's all about the "Rawr! I'm berserking! Shink, Bub!"”
KatrinaTheLamia was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@NotU its because he has issues feeling up to snuff, by being nearby the quite awesome by comparison, Deadpool.”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“*le sigh*
I could go on a rant about what they've done with Deadpool over the last few years, but I don't think I'm going to. I already sound 'old comic book nerdy' enough as it is, I think.
Instead, I will just say that Joe Kelly was the last writer to do him justice, and it's bad when you look back at the Liefield era of a character and miss it.”
I could go on a rant about what they've done with Deadpool over the last few years, but I don't think I'm going to. I already sound 'old comic book nerdy' enough as it is, I think.
Instead, I will just say that Joe Kelly was the last writer to do him justice, and it's bad when you look back at the Liefield era of a character and miss it.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Ever since he drew captain america with man boobs I've never forgiven him. ”
KatrinaTheLamia was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Wastelander-75 Captain America... with... manboobs.
CLERALY HE NOSE THE MERKAN DREAM! HE ARE MY HERO! BUILD AM A SHRINE!”
CLERALY HE NOSE THE MERKAN DREAM! HE ARE MY HERO! BUILD AM A SHRINE!”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Heh. Yeah, that image of Cap was horrible, but his version of Deadpool predates that (he created Deadpool) was quite possibly the best version.
He took down entire teams because he actually knew what he was doing. In his first appearance, he took down Cable and his entire X-Force team. He knew exactly what each member could do, when they would do it, and how to stop them. The only thing that kept Cable (the target of his contract at that point) alive was the arrival of Domino (also created by Liefield and first appeared in the same issue).
He was a bad ass and funny with-out being a joke. Not many have managed to accomplish that since.”
He took down entire teams because he actually knew what he was doing. In his first appearance, he took down Cable and his entire X-Force team. He knew exactly what each member could do, when they would do it, and how to stop them. The only thing that kept Cable (the target of his contract at that point) alive was the arrival of Domino (also created by Liefield and first appeared in the same issue).
He was a bad ass and funny with-out being a joke. Not many have managed to accomplish that since.”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@NotU Since when were people EVER concerned about sounding nerdy on this site? I have no issues with it.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Yeah that shit went out the door the minute you signed up here :D”
KatrinaTheLamia was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“In fact pocket protectors are part of the required dress code.
Except for me. I just am here to give the swirlies you guys need--to keep going on into being a proper good and wholesome nerd.
And atomic wedgies. I've stopped doing atomic melvins though... we had insurances issues ever since the lawsuit. The southern confederates still are angry with us. You'd think we'd declared war, or something--but that be silly, they'd need to stop the other one they still are having going on.”
Except for me. I just am here to give the swirlies you guys need--to keep going on into being a proper good and wholesome nerd.
And atomic wedgies. I've stopped doing atomic melvins though... we had insurances issues ever since the lawsuit. The southern confederates still are angry with us. You'd think we'd declared war, or something--but that be silly, they'd need to stop the other one they still are having going on.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“-whimper-
Atomic wedgies.
-tear-”
Atomic wedgies.
-tear-”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Sounding nerdy wasn't the issue, or I wouldn't have spouted off about Wolverine and Deadpool. I just didn't want to sound like the *angry old* nerd. Which I probably did anyway. ;)”
KatrinaTheLamia was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Wastelander-75 look you remember why we can no longer do Atomic Melvins here. That atomic wedgie was one of the compromises the Peace Accords, that Geneva required us to get, after Toronto especially complained.
For those of you who are uninitiated, a melvin is like a wedgie... but from the front.
- @NotU way... you don't want to sound like an "angry old nerd"? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN US!
Just go around for a bit... angry old nerds all about...
SOME OF US REMEMBER A TIME WHEN SOFTWARE RAN IN 640K OF RAM! IT WAS ALL WE NEEDED! Unless you were doing graphics... which you most certainly are not, if you are just on Facebook! A good solid desktop was capable to be run from a Sinclair Spectrum ZX. The Intel 486 was the last computer you should have any right to need--and even that was overpowered!
Games these days need that extra few Mibibytes of RAM for the Graphical content, yeah. We decided to go with Mibibytes, because Grandma Bell figured it was a good name. We just went with it... AND WERE HAPPY WITH IT. The metric system can keep its Mega prefix, for all I care. Besides, the real world doesn't use SI. Just ask NASA, they'll tell you what for.
You do not see NASA using more than 640KiB of RAM, do you? They were once the good old boys of Science.
Now then you kids got spoiled with more than a Mibibyte of RAM. Start to slide, and not know discipline.
If kids these days, knew the value of a CPU cycle, and the value of a 64KiB page of RAM... rather than spending all those cycles and memory sectors needlessly to do 5(o**o) class algorythms, then well--they do not. That is why we are in this mess.
THE RIGHTS FOR THE ATT UNIX6 SOURCE ARE STILL BEING FOUGHT OVER IN COURT! THE LAWYERS ARE RIGHT OVER THERE! IT IS JUST LIKE 1993 ALL OVER AGAIN! AAAAAHHHH!”
For those of you who are uninitiated, a melvin is like a wedgie... but from the front.
- @NotU way... you don't want to sound like an "angry old nerd"? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN US!
Just go around for a bit... angry old nerds all about...
SOME OF US REMEMBER A TIME WHEN SOFTWARE RAN IN 640K OF RAM! IT WAS ALL WE NEEDED! Unless you were doing graphics... which you most certainly are not, if you are just on Facebook! A good solid desktop was capable to be run from a Sinclair Spectrum ZX. The Intel 486 was the last computer you should have any right to need--and even that was overpowered!
Games these days need that extra few Mibibytes of RAM for the Graphical content, yeah. We decided to go with Mibibytes, because Grandma Bell figured it was a good name. We just went with it... AND WERE HAPPY WITH IT. The metric system can keep its Mega prefix, for all I care. Besides, the real world doesn't use SI. Just ask NASA, they'll tell you what for.
You do not see NASA using more than 640KiB of RAM, do you? They were once the good old boys of Science.
Now then you kids got spoiled with more than a Mibibyte of RAM. Start to slide, and not know discipline.
If kids these days, knew the value of a CPU cycle, and the value of a 64KiB page of RAM... rather than spending all those cycles and memory sectors needlessly to do 5(o**o) class algorythms, then well--they do not. That is why we are in this mess.
THE RIGHTS FOR THE ATT UNIX6 SOURCE ARE STILL BEING FOUGHT OVER IN COURT! THE LAWYERS ARE RIGHT OVER THERE! IT IS JUST LIKE 1993 ALL OVER AGAIN! AAAAAHHHH!”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“All your shorts are belong to us. ”
KatrinaTheLamia was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Wait... that algorythm is not inefficent enough to describe most of what is programmed these days... thanks to these wonderful 1a or 2a "degrees" that "teach you everything you need to know to make games" (no, they do not... they in fact cause worse games to appear).
I am thinking '2o**(o/2) + 12o + 3' Yeah... that is right... you now have a quadratic equation for how effecient your routines are. One with a square root showing up in it. It is so ineffecent, the formula to calculate its ineffecency takes a long to time calculate. YOUR CODE IS META-INEFFECENT AS WELL!”
I am thinking '2o**(o/2) + 12o + 3' Yeah... that is right... you now have a quadratic equation for how effecient your routines are. One with a square root showing up in it. It is so ineffecent, the formula to calculate its ineffecency takes a long to time calculate. YOUR CODE IS META-INEFFECENT AS WELL!”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I missed you too....”
EssentialGamer was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I think it's a cooler modern spin on the classic robin.”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@KatrinaTheLamia - Are you kidding? I remember 10.5" disks and reel to reel (though I never actually used the latter).”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@EssentialGamer I agree. I enjoyed him as well. It does throw me off that he's hairless though, but with that hood up you can't tell the difference.”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@EssentialGamer I like my women hairless... And this isn't some perverse thing about body hair. I mean bald chicks are sexy.”
KatrinaTheLamia was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@NutU eh... I only got to see 5.25" floppies personally. Carried around a bunch of 3.5" floppies with me for years though. Ah... being a sneaker net. It was fun.
- @Roxas-UrBoxas I have been making too many comments about lesbians whenever you speak.
Are... are you secretly trying to out me as a muff diver, by my own silly admissions?”
- @Roxas-UrBoxas I have been making too many comments about lesbians whenever you speak.
Are... are you secretly trying to out me as a muff diver, by my own silly admissions?”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@KatrinaTheLamia I kind of threw away my sexuality so I can honestly tell you that I'm not. I just love games, and bald chicks are my favourite to stare at.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Most men seem to prefer bald girls, just not their heads.”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I think it takes a certain sense of bravery for a bird to be bald.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“a bald in a hand is worth two in her bush......”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“-cough- .......sorry. ”
KatrinaTheLamia was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“All of you! To your room for the evening. No desert. Clear your pets--and go to bed. I do not want to see you until the morning!”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“My cat won't let me go to bed without her. Actually, she usually tells me when it's bed time.”
KatrinaTheLamia was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Somehow... I typo'd "plates" into "pets"... I do not even have autocorrect to blame here. -snrkt-”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“You clean your slate and go to bed, then.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Hey, don't chalk to her that way!”
QueenFred was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Sounds like you're getting board with this topic.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Naw. Just hamming some fun with it. ”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“*replaces the chalk with Folgers Crystals*”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“*thinks* "@Wastelander-75 never has a second cup of coffee at home..."
”
”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I'm usually not a coffee drinker myself. Milk or OJ works just as well.
Or crack.
The Best Part of Waking up is Crack lit in your Pipe.
.....hmm, not as catchy as the Folgers jingle.....”
Or crack.
The Best Part of Waking up is Crack lit in your Pipe.
.....hmm, not as catchy as the Folgers jingle.....”
Kaubs was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I dont usually drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer white coffee.”
LadyLakshmi was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“How is that level 3?”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@LadyLakshmi Your here.... I think it worked”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Lazarus!!! Come forth!!!”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I saw where some group just recently set a world record for posts on facebook.... I bet we would have been a contender if a certain someone had not deleted the Harley thread...”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I was pissed. Besides, it took 10 seconds to scroll all the way down on that monster. It's best to bury it. Most of it was just us spamming stuff by like....post 400 or so anyway. ”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Wastelander-75 That's all these numb skulls where doing anyway. It was an any topic post. *hugs* I forgive you <3”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@maggiefiasco did you ever let your cat out to play in the snow?”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Sorry... But way back on topic to the original post... I just wanted to say one thing on "Angry Skinhead Robin."
I played and beat Arkham City multiple times. Although i did not pursue it for the riddler challenges DLC with Robin and Nightwing, Arkham City made one thing clear...
Robin was not angry. His motivations were for his mentor first and foremost. Batman was beaten down by the league of assassin's, Robin got them off his back, and then he stood down at Batman's request. He knows his place, he knows to obey, and to judge his character on mere aesthetics is appalling..
It's like if I choose to dress a certain way you instantly have to question my very way of life even if it runs parallel to your own.
That being said, you go right ahead and continue your romp through silliness...”
I played and beat Arkham City multiple times. Although i did not pursue it for the riddler challenges DLC with Robin and Nightwing, Arkham City made one thing clear...
Robin was not angry. His motivations were for his mentor first and foremost. Batman was beaten down by the league of assassin's, Robin got them off his back, and then he stood down at Batman's request. He knows his place, he knows to obey, and to judge his character on mere aesthetics is appalling..
It's like if I choose to dress a certain way you instantly have to question my very way of life even if it runs parallel to your own.
That being said, you go right ahead and continue your romp through silliness...”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Roxas-UrBoxas what!? Common sense! FLEE YOU FOOL!”
MrVista360 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I guess if Robin didn't look like he was the next guest star for "GLEE" on FOX, whatever that means, it would make a good wallpaper...oh that and this just to add another thread post 405 just to piss people off...8^)...[ evil grin ]...
”
”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@LadyLakshmi Yep.... Level 3”
bendrexl was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Well-said, Roxas! @Roxas-UrBoxas ”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Wastey used the invocation for the True Dweomer version of Ressurection.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I'm a wizard with tiger's blood, what can I say.”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Charlie Sheen d of known the topic would go to him on here too.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“It's six degrees of Charile...uh....Charlie Shacon....”
Roxas-UrBoxas was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“So strange how sometimes only half of my posts show up...”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“It looks like only the first half of that last post shows up.”
LadyLakshmi was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Looks like this thread needs a nurse again.”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“CLEAR!
*hits the paddles*
*ZZZZZTTTTTT!!*”
*hits the paddles*
*ZZZZZTTTTTT!!*”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Then come back when you're a nurse.”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“*caps the thread in the knees*”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Nobody has ever managed to shoot Robin in the knees. He's just too fast.”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“That Robin up there has no kneepads, also I live in Australia, quick reflexes are needed to survive :P
Also yeah Maggie, Robin needs to polish those wooden things in front of Batman to make sure he's doing a good enough job :P”
Also yeah Maggie, Robin needs to polish those wooden things in front of Batman to make sure he's doing a good enough job :P”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I thought it was Alfred's job to polish Batman's wood.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“don't even go into the whole "Bat-Hound" area.....”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I don't believe this is the sort of thread which has rails.”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Rails? Where we are going we don't need rails.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“And where we're going is just about every place where there aren't any rails.”
QueenFred was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“*watches Mishy's tail*”
KatrinaTheLamia was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Robin is so good at hummers... he gives this thread hover conversation.
YEEEOOOOW!”
YEEEOOOOW!”
Czechm8 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Man, when you guys wander, you really wander.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“On a bad day, we post about Pokemon, Darth Vader, beer and floral-scented grenades, all in the same sentence. Actually, I think I just did, so...”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“On a really good day, we just argue about the best way to eat a hamster.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“=^-^=”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@LordXenophon and monty python!!”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Wastelander-75 followed by an aside about John's cleats.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“and svo's boda”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“My Yoda? I don't drive a Yoda.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“your boda. You know, that thing that you tease us with. ”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Oh, is that what that dance move is called? I never knew that.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“yes. That's eXACTLY what I'm talking about.
Although I do have to ask.
IS there a lot of junk in that trunk?”
Although I do have to ask.
IS there a lot of junk in that trunk?”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“No. I clean out my trunk regularly.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“atta girl. ”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“*puts out a tip jar*”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“...........I'm broke. I blame the recession. ”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Same reason the club is empty.”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“*throws a 5 cent coin in*
What? I'm poor :P”
What? I'm poor :P”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“XD”
ShonenBlade was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“What was that about Monty's python?”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“nothing Shonen go back to bed. ”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“What kind of snake is that? A ball python?”
QueenFred was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I have a ball python, but I don't let girls play with it.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Innuendo and out the other.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“hah. hahah.
HAhah.. AHahah..AHAHAHAHAHAH.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *Snaps fingers*
..........-silence-
*stares at you*”
HAhah.. AHahah..AHAHAHAHAHAH.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *Snaps fingers*
..........-silence-
*stares at you*”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“o.o”
MrVista360 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“0_o....Maggie blinked! I seen her blink! ”
MrVista360 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“0_v”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“*head explodes*”
iPodman was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Somebody call a healer. There's a victim with an exploded head here.”
amedeus8 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Somebody called for a healer?”
PriestessRiva was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Just waiting for cooldown... almost there... Ready!
*rezes Mishy*”
*rezes Mishy*”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“You missed part of my ear :(”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Oh, that's normal. She rezes you with half HP. Wait for her to finish spamming you with other heals.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A.....”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@amedeus8 and seriously, the hell have you been?”
MadameDePunchadork was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Gordon was right. Batman really does attract all the crazies.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“And also all the catgirls. For some reason, catgirls can't stay away from him.”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Stll missing part of my ear guys D:”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“*tosses Mishy a Potion of Regeneration*”
twilsonxpert was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“And Robin can't stay away from Poison Ivy.”
bendrexl was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“And with, uh - pheromones like that, who could? ;)”
twilsonxpert was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Pheromones, yes, that's what they're called. ;-)”
PriestessRiva was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I'm still trying to figure out what Officer Montoya said to them after Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn ditched her in the ditch and I've watched that episode at least a dozen times. I just can't make out what she says.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“It was a slur of some kind. That's why you can't understand it.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“She says, "Que mala suerte," which just means, "what bad luck." Why, did you think she was going to shout a sexist slur at two other women?
”
”
PriestessRiva was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Thanks, Xen. I speak a bit of Spanish, but I thought it sounded more like "Y mana suerte," which makes no sense at all.”
iPodman was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“And I thought they were trying to sneak in a cuss word by using Spanish.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Perhaps that's what they wanted you to think.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Mission accomplished!”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“What was the mission, again?”
MrVista360 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
...Oh wait.....different mission.”
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
...Oh wait.....different mission.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“You ringed?”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Lots of ringing indeed”
QueenFred was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“A ringer? That's 2 points for MrVista.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@MrVista360 That quatrain rings a bell...”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Is it a dead ringer? If so, call Mishy.”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Not my fault I'm the only damn necromancer around here :P”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Just because Svoboda is an Evoker doesn't mean you're the only Necromancer.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Mishy Sheesh! Don't worry they are having a bigger door installed for your head next week.”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@TamaraLane no need, I just squeeze through as it is :P”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I can just blast the door wider.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Be careful. Some doors close when you blast them.”
PriestessRiva was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Technically speaking, my healing spells are necromantic.”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Here we go with the semantics >_>”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Is that another school of magic?”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@LordXenophon unless you have blast doors. ”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Actually, those are the ones that usually close when you blast them.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“...oh yeah I forgot about that....”
QueenFred was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Blast those blasted blast doors! Always in the blasted way!”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“They do tend to do that, but to be fair, it is their job.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@LordXenophon To add dramatic tension?”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“No. To be a barrier to the progress of the plot.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“True, Luke would never have had his romantic swing with Leia, which was later.... EEEWWWWW! *Shakes hands frantically*”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Don't forget all the comedy as Han Solo tried to hotwire one while being shot at by stormtroopers.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“He tried to hotwire an ordinary door and accidentally closed a blast door over it instead.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“And then there was that time that he got all frozen in carbonite. Man, hahahah.
At first it was funny. Then it got kinda sad.
But then it was funny again!! XD”
At first it was funny. Then it got kinda sad.
But then it was funny again!! XD”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Wastelander-75 Nah, it was just funny, especially his expression!”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“The only thing funny about that was how he went down with his hands bound and came out with them sticking out by his face.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“He started picking the manacles as soon as his hands were out of sight of the stormtroopers, but he barely got them off before the deep freeze activated. It would have been really funny if he had only picked one side and the other side was still dangling from one wrist.
”
”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Maybe he started picking them while Chewie was distracting the guards.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Han Solo.
Gambler.
Smuggler.
Suave Pirate.
Harry Houdini-ist.
Awwwww yeah.
Hanshotfirst!!!”
Gambler.
Smuggler.
Suave Pirate.
Harry Houdini-ist.
Awwwww yeah.
Hanshotfirst!!!”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“I think that should be #hanshotfirst.”
Catatouille was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Han shot Greedo. What's wrong with you two? :P”
Svoboda was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Wastelander-75 and you forgot fighter ace.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“that falls under the suave pirate part. ”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“And he's so tough, he can take a tool box to the head without a mark.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“like a chuck norris. ”
NotU was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Naw. Tool boxes take Chuck Norris to the lid....”
MissMeggarz142 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“My problem with Robin's new look is there is no softness. I know he's angry about his parents dying and all that jazz but seriously dude isn't it therapy enough that he goes berzerk on freakin' enemies? I would feel a tiny bit satisfied if I was taking the face off someone with my foot.
”
”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Still, that's what Jason Todd was like. That's why most of the readers didn't like him.”
iPodman was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“The writers of the games (and the cartoons) just can't seem to keep from crossing their Robins.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Q: What do you get when you cross Robin with the Batmobile?
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A: Ribbon.
”
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A: Ribbon.
”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Hah.
Hahhahah....
hAHaHAHAHHAH...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahHAHAHAHaaaaaHAHHA (snaps fingers, stops laughing immediately and just sits there staring at you).............
(crickets)
o.o”
Hahhahah....
hAHaHAHAHHAH...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahHAHAHAHaaaaaHAHHA (snaps fingers, stops laughing immediately and just sits there staring at you).............
(crickets)
o.o”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Yes...YES... Give it power... Feed it... The new Harley thread shall rise above all others in the ashes of its predecessor!”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“*feeds it fish and chips*”
Mishy was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“*bashes thread with a 2x4*
NO!”
NO!”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@LordXenophon Perfect! @Mishy Nothing will harm it!”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Robin has been hit by a 2x4 before. He wasn't impressed.”
Bonemane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“First!”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@Bonemane HA!”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Can someone please tell Mishy's Creepy Robotic Avatar to quit looking at everyone's junk.....that's just rude. ”
Bonemane was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“Yeah I actually had to put on pants since we have this fancy schmancy cyborg walking around”
Svoboda was the last to comment - 12 months ago...
“*throws Worf at the Borg*”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 12 months ago...
“@Bonemane Ugh you just made me think of the pants game!”
twilsonxpert was the last to comment - 12 months ago...
“The cyborg is my fault. I increased the max upload size. MWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
Mishy was the last to comment - 12 months ago...
“@Wastelander-75 not a robot, its a highly advanced PDA >_>
@Bonemane Why weren't you wearing underwear? (har har har, different meanings ftw)
@Tamaralane then actually get on the forums and post more and maybe it will be played more often :P
@twilsonxpert and thats why you are awesome! :P”
@Bonemane Why weren't you wearing underwear? (har har har, different meanings ftw)
@Tamaralane then actually get on the forums and post more and maybe it will be played more often :P
@twilsonxpert and thats why you are awesome! :P”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 12 months ago...
“It's not bad, it's just.....
That last second glance down just tells you what it's looking at. I didn't know how perverted A.I.s could be in the future.
"My name is C3-PO, human on cyborg relations...awww yeah..."”
That last second glance down just tells you what it's looking at. I didn't know how perverted A.I.s could be in the future.
"My name is C3-PO, human on cyborg relations...awww yeah..."”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 12 months ago...
“@Mishy I-phone 5?”
Mishy was the last to comment - 12 months ago...
“@TamaraLane if you can get a i-phone to be this awesome sure i guess :P”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 12 months ago...
“It's what potty-trained people wear instead of a diaper.”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Also useful for driving thousands of miles to confront your ex-husband without stopping for bathroom breaks so you can get fired from NASA. Um, wait, no, that's the diaper.
Um, it's the thing Batman wears over his tights.Yeah.”
Um, it's the thing Batman wears over his tights.Yeah.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“they're called man panties.
or "manties" for short. ”
or "manties" for short. ”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“When Batman wears them, they're called "trunks."”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“When I wear them, they're called "Underoos"”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“............not that I wear them, or anything.....but if I did...”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Do you wear underoos over your tights or do you wear them on your head like Pantsman?”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Depends. Am I downtown on a Friday night, or at work?”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“So you only wear them on your head at work?”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Yes. Like a headband.”
Kaubs was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Pretty classy Bofus. I like your style sir!”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“like a sir”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“They sell Underoos where Bovus works. He's just showcasing some of the lesser known products from the dustier aisles of the pharmacy. Who buys clothes at a pharmacy, anyway?
”
”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Haven't you ever had to buy a bottle of Pepto and a change of shorts for a toddler you thought was potty trained?”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Or a creepy uncle, for that matter?”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Granted, I never thought of the "covered in sick" motive for buying clothes. I guess it does make sense for pharmacies to sell T-shirts and stuff. And yet, I've never seen pants for sale at a pharmacy. Go figure.”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Yeah, if you buy all of your clothing from us, you'll be "Porky Pigging" it, unfortunately.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“But at least I'd have flip-flops. Porky Pig doesn't have flip-flops.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“or pants”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Or public speaking skills.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“hey don't make fun of his sp-spa-spa-speech impedim-m-mah--
his sp-sp-spah-uh
his difficulty talking. ”
his sp-sp-spah-uh
his difficulty talking. ”
Svoboda was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Porky does that all by himself.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“@Wastelander-75 or underwear”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Wait... Is Porky Pig a eunuch?”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Sure looks like it to me.... not that I've spent hours looking or anything.”
Mishy was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Mass Effect 3 Ended well
Dragon Age 2 was better then Dragon Age Origins
Duke Nukem Forever was the best game ever
/trollface”
Dragon Age 2 was better then Dragon Age Origins
Duke Nukem Forever was the best game ever
/trollface”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“And all of them were game of the year. ”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“And they transform and combine to form Sucktatron.”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“I'm not going to say what Suckatron can do to Voltron. I bet you already no.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“@HitGirl Make him drop his sword?
”
”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“@HitGirl Make him raise his sword?”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Thank you both for raping my childhood memory of Voltron. I'll never view it the same way without thinking back to this now.
-weeps-
:'(”
-weeps-
:'(”
Mishy was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“I wonder if Voltron prefers to be wined and dined before anything with his sword is involved.”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“This makes me think of Robot Chicken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR-yBUd-hfc”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR-yBUd-hfc”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“I was not saying anything about Voltron's tailpipe.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“*stuffs a potato in Voltron's tailpipe*”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“I....think I'm gonna be ill.”
Mishy was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“*Adds an egg to Voltron's tailpipe*”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Potatos....eggs....add some onions, hamster, and a flour tortilla and you'll have a Voltron Breakfast Burrito.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“God knows something like that would have your ass growling like a Ro-Beast when it finally tears through your gut.
So yeah, like any other Breakfast Burrito on the market.....”
So yeah, like any other Breakfast Burrito on the market.....”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“By on the market, you must meen in the fridge at the convenience store, because the ones from the taco stand aren't that bad.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“any "Breakfast Burrito" is bad for you. I just don't understand how we went from simply having oatmeal with cinnamon, scrambled eggs, lightly fried bacon (and by that I mean it hasn't been fried to the point that it's like trying to bite into a leather strip, but rather soft stripped pork salted just so), maybe some hash browns or a half an orange.
Taking time to cook it all on an iron skillet, like a craftsman molding a tool or a weapon.
To having it all cobbled up in a tortilla wrap, put into a microwave and wonder why their cholesterol is so bad and why their chest hurts when they go up and down the steps is beyond me. ”
Taking time to cook it all on an iron skillet, like a craftsman molding a tool or a weapon.
To having it all cobbled up in a tortilla wrap, put into a microwave and wonder why their cholesterol is so bad and why their chest hurts when they go up and down the steps is beyond me. ”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“My homemade breakfast burritos are awesome! And yes I use a Cast Iron Skillet, (No Non-Stick surface is getting in my food! You won't find a single nonstick pan in my kitchen! If you know how to cook, sticking isn't a problem anyway.) No smart remarks or you'll get a 12" upside the head! But I think the poor health has as much to do with inactivity as it does with what we eat. We don't even roll up windows any more! everything is a touch of a button.
”
”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“A real breakfast burrito doesn't involve a microwave. My favorite contains steak, eggs and cheese. There's nothing else in it, not even any spices.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Usually not steak. I use bacon or sausage, scrambled eggs, fried potato, sharp cheddar cheese and Pico de gallo. Or sometimes just Eggs Chilli and cheese, if we have any leftover chilli. It varies depending on how much effort I want to put into it =D I rarely feel like cooking a steak in the morning, but I might do that next time we have leftover”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“@TamaraLane You stop it! I'm hungry now...”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“I buy the steak cut extra-thin, so it doesn't take long to cook. It's just getting cut up for the burrito, anyway.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Yeah I would use Carne Asada if i was going from scratch. Typicaly I make Steak Tacos when I have that though.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“You two actually bother to cook in the morning? I just have some coffee and juice and don't really eat anything until after I'm done swimming.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“My coach said I have to eat in the mornings, within 1/2 hour of getting up. On week days I typically eat oatmeal, yogurt,l or a hunk of cheese, but on the weekends I usually make egg sandwiches, breakfast burritos, or omelets. I had to give up Drinking coffee and plopping down in front of the computer with a bar of Dark Chocolate. (Did that on Sunday, gotta enjoy it now and again) I have noticed that he was right, it does kick-start my metabolism.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“The juice is so I can excersize without cramping up, then I have breakfast after swimming. My swimming class is at 7:40 AM. After that, I go looking for protein and there's a Subway almost across the street from the water stadium.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“I wouldn't want to swim right after eating anyway, and I like to sleep too much to get up an hour before & eat =D I may take a swim class at the college this summer. It gets really hot here for cycling.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Exactly.”
LadyLakshmi was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“@LordXenophon @TamaraLane Haven't you two ever heard of donuts?”
MrVista360 was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Every morning starts with a half a glass of crushed ice topped off with milk! But, then near the bottom it's topped of with office coffee, so the whole health aspect is blown to pieces by then.”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“I eat little chocolate donuts. Breakfast of champions! Lunch of champions! Dinner of champions!”
LadyLakshmi was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“I thought hamster was supposed to be the lunch of champions.”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“It is. For other people. I sell it. Doesn't mean I eat it.”
Mishy was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“I eat air in the mornings like a cool kid *shades*”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“āI bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'ā Mitch Hedberg”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“You've never been sent to buy donuts and had to bring the receipt back to get reimbursed? You've never had a friend give you a couple bucks to pick something up because you were going anyway and ask you to bring back the change? You've never tried to declare the box of donuts at a meeting as a business expense? You've never had an accountant ask you how much money you spend on donuts?”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“He did say "a doughnut", personally, even if I was on a business trip and bought "a doughnut" it's a small enough expense my company doesn't require a receipt for it. (nor do they want it I'm sure). If my friend is that picky about the change from buying "a doughnut" when I went & got it, I might should reconsider my definition of friend, and finally, no I've never had an accountant ask me how much I spend on doughnuts!
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LordXenophon was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“That would be whoever sold you all those belts. I only own two belts - a black one and a brown one.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Which one holds your pants up?”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Either one of them at any given time.”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Come a little closer. I'll give you another belt.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“I don't think so, young lady! You're not old enough to serve tequila!”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“I'm old enough to serve a knuckle sandwich, though.”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 11 months ago...
“Well played.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“As long as you're serving sandwiches, I'll have a tuna sandwich, please.”
MrVista360 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“I'd rather have the tequila.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“I'll take a tequila sandwich please. No crusts, cut diagonal, extra salt. Hold the worm. ”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Your mom holds the worm.”
Catatouille was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
MrVista360 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“-->Ouch *Shields eyes from sun like burn*”
Catatouille was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Do like your avatar and just turn your back.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“@BofusTeefus and your mom holds my worm.
your mom. YOUR mom. Your mother. YOUR mother. Mo-ther.
There, just heading you off before you go "no your mom"”
your mom. YOUR mom. Your mother. YOUR mother. Mo-ther.
There, just heading you off before you go "no your mom"”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Tequila sandwich? WTF? No, I ordered a hamster sandwich and a glass of tequila. Separate containers, please.”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“@Wastelander-75 *your mom”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Robin's Mom.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Batman's Mom.... ewwwww!”
MrVista360 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“If it was a Stan Lee comic character though, it would have to have the same first and last name letter to stay true,..ie... for example something like "Mom Mommerson"....or "Millie Milfong"...."Tammy Trophywife"...”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“I can't think of many names he did that with. In fact, only two come to mind right away, out of dozens of his characters whose complete names I can remember.”
MrVista360 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“"Bruce Banner, Reed Richards, Sue Storm, Stephen Strange, Otto Octavius, Silver Surfer, Peter Parker, oh, and worst of all, J. Jonah Jameson, Jr.
Dum Dum Dugan or Green Goblin, Matt Murdock, Pepper Potts, Victor Von Doom, oh, and worst of all, Millie the Model. Lana Lang
Grey Gargoyle
Lori Lemaris
Lois Lane
Living Laser
Metal Master
Black Bolt
and worst of all, Man Mountain Marko"
>
*Thanks to you Raj*”
Dum Dum Dugan or Green Goblin, Matt Murdock, Pepper Potts, Victor Von Doom, oh, and worst of all, Millie the Model. Lana Lang
Grey Gargoyle
Lori Lemaris
Lois Lane
Living Laser
Metal Master
Black Bolt
and worst of all, Man Mountain Marko"
>
*Thanks to you Raj*”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Lois Lane came from a different writer.
But you got both of the ones I thought of. But, since we're also doing hero names and not only real names, add Night Nurse to the list.”
But you got both of the ones I thought of. But, since we're also doing hero names and not only real names, add Night Nurse to the list.”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Matt Murdock is Dare Devil.
Victor Von Doom is Doctor Doom
Black Bolt is Blackagar Boltagon
Stephen Strange lives in a Sanctum Sanctorum.
Scott Summers is CyClops.
Reed Richards founded the Fantastic Four
Wade Winston Wilson is the Merc with a Mouth.
Night Nurse is Wonder Woman.
OK, that last one might not be Stan Lee's fault, but her real name is Linda Carter.”
Victor Von Doom is Doctor Doom
Black Bolt is Blackagar Boltagon
Stephen Strange lives in a Sanctum Sanctorum.
Scott Summers is CyClops.
Reed Richards founded the Fantastic Four
Wade Winston Wilson is the Merc with a Mouth.
Night Nurse is Wonder Woman.
OK, that last one might not be Stan Lee's fault, but her real name is Linda Carter.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Night Nurse isn't Wonder Woman! She's Principal Powers! What's wrong with you?”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Now you're getting it.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“I'm just gonna throw this out here.
*toss*
Why are we still talking on a thread that the original poster hasn't said anything on for months?
Inquiring minds wish to know. ”
*toss*
Why are we still talking on a thread that the original poster hasn't said anything on for months?
Inquiring minds wish to know. ”
Mishy was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Same reason we did the Harley thread
Oh and to spam out his inbox if he ever checks it again.”
Oh and to spam out his inbox if he ever checks it again.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“We may not have started it, but we're sure as heck gonna not finish it.”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Huh? Wut? Amedeus8 isn't even active any more?”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“What's your point?”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“I wonder if we could somehow link the olde Harley thread to the new Wastey profile.....”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“*pinky to corner of mouth*”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“You could just post a link in the little box and hit "Add Comment," not that it would do any good. The old thread was deleted, after all.”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“You can't delete it. It's just in remission. ....lurking somewhere.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“It's going to need one epic shadow to hide in, such as a solar eclipse.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“I summon cold backup!”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“no. No more harley. No more. It was epic while it lasted, but there are limits (and ends) to even that.
Btw I hear her DLC for Arkham City isn't that good anyway. ..... .. . . ”
Btw I hear her DLC for Arkham City isn't that good anyway. ..... .. . . ”
Mishy was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Its worth it if you loved the games combat and story.
The price tag is a bit off putting but *shrug* go watch it on youtube, combat seemed fun as Robin.”
The price tag is a bit off putting but *shrug* go watch it on youtube, combat seemed fun as Robin.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“*whew. topic derailed, Harley may continue to sleep*
Thank god. ”
Thank god. ”
Mishy was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“WE REQUIRE MOAR HARLEY!
MOAR I SAY! MOAR!”
MOAR I SAY! MOAR!”
Reiaze was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“
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”BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Reazy, you are the wind beneath my wings.”
Reiaze was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“^_^
I ā¤ Google Image Search and knowing there are like-minded people out there.”
I ā¤ Google Image Search and knowing there are like-minded people out there.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Harley on a Harley? I think that might belong on one of Vista's threads.”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“That's supposed to look like a Harley?”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“A very old model of Harley, yes.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Pre-Arkham, even.”
QueenFred was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Except with a sodium headlight, so the bike is already old when she's riding it. Nobody made sodium headlights in the '50's.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“I doubt the artist was even thinking about what kind of bulb it would look like when he made it that color.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“I hope not, because that's not even close to the color of a sodium lamp.”
PriestessRiva was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“What's a sodium lamp? You obviously don't mean those rock salt sculptures with the lights inside.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Sodium vapor lamp. It's the kind of light bulb that makes those yellow street lights look yellow. They're extremely rare as headlights. I don't recall ever seeing them for sale, anywhere. They're one of those things you only find in heavily customized vehicles full of jerry-rigged parts.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“@LordXenophon They really didn't employ Sodium lamps for automotive until the 1990's (HID) Before that most sodium lamps where high wattage size, and not that suitable for a vehicle.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“They still aren't all that suitable for a vehicle.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“The Dazzle effect can be annoying.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Not as bad as halogen headlights.”
QueenFred was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Halogen headlights ought to be illegal for the same reason that using your high beams in town is illegal.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“@QueenFred damn straight. ”
QueenFred was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“For that matter, way too many people don't know it's illegal to use their high beams in town. ”
Reiaze was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“What stash said.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“There are plenty of each, but in Phoenix, most people just don't know the traffic laws because they're from California, where they don't give a bleep what the laws are. So, in their case, it's both.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“@LordXenophon A lot of people just seem to think they are the only person on the road that matters. They do things that you would never do to someone when you where just walking. They are in their own little box world and no one else matters. I'm from California, so I don't know if it's just a Cali thing, but i see enough of it on my 1/2 hour commute every day to think the world is just full of selfish, arrogant "people".”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“The guy who flattened my bike so he could answer his phone was from California. So was the guy who rear-ended my mom's car. So was the one who ran a red light and hit the side of the school bus. So was the one who drove over the right-turn-only sign trying to save half a second geting on the freeway. So was the guy who dumped his car into my neighbor's swimming pool because he didn't know how to turn on dirt.
I really can't think of any accidents in my neighborhood that didn't involve someone from California.”
I really can't think of any accidents in my neighborhood that didn't involve someone from California.”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“The freeway guy was funny, because he bend the sign all the way over and just scraped his way right over it, leaving his California license plate and a lot of oil behind. I dodn't know if they caught him, but they knew where to mail the ticket.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“@HitGirl *facepalm* It just amazes me that some people are allowed/are capable of getting diver's licenses in the first place. ”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Maybe it's easier in California, but in Arizona there's a driving test.”
Reiaze was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“I think some of the drivers around NC/VA got their licenses out of a Cracker Jack box.”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“In Montana, I have seen everyone on the interstate stop to let pedestrians cross. Also, when my car broke down, a lady stopped and drove me to the auto parts store. Drivers aren't jerks everywhere.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“@HitGirl I've had at least 5 people end up in my DUI van after running over signs like that. I even seem to recall one of them having left behind a California license plate on the west-bound US-60 entrance off Mill Avenue, in Tempe. He ran out of oil and his engine seized up before he even made it to Phoenix.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“@Wildmammoth Arizona was like that, way back in the 70's, before California invaded.”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Same freeway, different ramp. The one I saw was at Alma School.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Only 5 miles apart.”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“@LordXenophon Well, for now, most of Montana is still like that. I'm afraid it's starting to change, especially in the larger cities.”
Bonemane was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“I agree some people just dont care nowadays. It has to be 5 times a week where I'm walking across the street FROM THE POLICE STATION and some guy rather than slow down at the intersection, swerves out the way to avoid hitting me and makes a hard left/right turn RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POLICE STATION! Then they just keep speeding like a maniac without a care in the world.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Happens at my police station, too, and we have almost no traffic on 1st street. If somebody does it, chances are he's the only one on that block of the road.
Doing donuts in the police station parking lot seems to be some sort of extreme sport. It happens at least once a month.”
Doing donuts in the police station parking lot seems to be some sort of extreme sport. It happens at least once a month.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“@LordXenophon Is that what cops call it now a days? "Doing Donuts" Sound kinda creepy....
Cop1 "Dude you wanna go score some donuts?"
Cop2 "Yeah I got a killer spot in the parking lot we can do em."
Cop1 "Cool, I've got a killer connection a Dunkin' Donuts. She'll totally hook us up!"
Seems like it would be more often than once a month though...
More like a few times a day.
(Disclaimer - this was just my poor attempt at humor please don't come arrest me)”
Cop1 "Dude you wanna go score some donuts?"
Cop2 "Yeah I got a killer spot in the parking lot we can do em."
Cop1 "Cool, I've got a killer connection a Dunkin' Donuts. She'll totally hook us up!"
Seems like it would be more often than once a month though...
More like a few times a day.
(Disclaimer - this was just my poor attempt at humor please don't come arrest me)”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
*cuffs xeno*
You have a right to an attorney that is being bribed by us. If you don't want our attorney, too bad, *billy clubs him* deal with it.
By the way welcome to the deep south *maces you for good measure*.
”
*cuffs xeno*
You have a right to an attorney that is being bribed by us. If you don't want our attorney, too bad, *billy clubs him* deal with it.
By the way welcome to the deep south *maces you for good measure*.
”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Never mace an ex-soldier. That will never end well for you.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“@TamaraLane Wrong kind of donuts. These kids are doing the kind that smell like burnt rubber. We're planning to curb the problem with ... well... curbs.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“what? I've been through the chem training too. Pull off your mask, try to recite you name, get about 2 letters out, start coughing, itchy skin, that quite literally pepper burn in your eyes.
Then you're told to run out the door, coughing, gagging wheezing, a trail of snot literally a foot long hanging off the tip of your nose.
Been there, done that!!!!”
Then you're told to run out the door, coughing, gagging wheezing, a trail of snot literally a foot long hanging off the tip of your nose.
Been there, done that!!!!”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“That's only the second lesson. Didn't you do the gas mask wrestling?”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“@LordXenophon Smell like burnt rubber? They must taste awful!”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“gas mask wrestling? the hell was you MOS?”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“I wouldn't know. I've never had any desire to taste one.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“...................................
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*Facepalm*”
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*Facepalm*”
MrVista360 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Make the thread stop already please...please...just...please....just....PLEASE!
...*throws up a little in mouth*, [ y'know it is like a SAW nightmare...imagining Nancy Grace AND Rush Limbaugh naked doing all the mentioned above ] ...and it won't STOP!
There think about that for awhile and try and sleep...go ahead....
I DARE you.”
...*throws up a little in mouth*, [ y'know it is like a SAW nightmare...imagining Nancy Grace AND Rush Limbaugh naked doing all the mentioned above ] ...and it won't STOP!
There think about that for awhile and try and sleep...go ahead....
I DARE you.”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“There's no stopping a thread like this. It's like an idea and you know you can't kill an idea.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“@MrVista360 *drinks a bottle of brain wash* Please! Please! make that mental image go away! You sick bastard!”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“I'm afraid the purple-haired kid is right. You can't kill an idea, unless you happen to have a neuralizer. *puts on sunglasses*”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“People should not fear its threads.
Threads should fear its people. ”
Threads should fear its people. ”
Mishy was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“May not be able to kill an idea but you can sure as hell hamstring the damn thing”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 10 months ago...
“Hey, I'm the only one who should be hamstering around here. You watch it, buddy.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“Why, is there a union?”
Bonemane was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“Something just happened...and I dont know what...”
Reiaze was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“I just wanted to take a moment to point out that counting this comment, we're only 5 away from 500. I vote we print it out and make confetti for the lucky person to hit it! :D
...or idunno, say we did and not in true internet fashion.”
...or idunno, say we did and not in true internet fashion.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“Maybe Mishy knows how to do internet confetti. He figured out an internet High Five.”
Wastelander-75 was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“pffffffft. five hundred, shmive hundred. I know of some threads that would call that the "just getting interesting" number. ”
MrVista360 was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“498.......H33T....”
MrVista360 was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“499.........”
MrVista360 was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“500!!!!.....w0ot...*^*^..Bazinga!!!***^^^* ....*Fireworks*....@ Reiaze..confetti for Mr Vista...!! w0oT”
Mishy was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“Triple posting doesn't count Vista :P
ALSO CONFETTI
http://worldofstage.com/public/images/event/1210/Rip%20Taylor%20-%20It%20Ain%27t%20All%20Confetti.jpg”
ALSO CONFETTI
http://worldofstage.com/public/images/event/1210/Rip%20Taylor%20-%20It%20Ain%27t%20All%20Confetti.jpg”
Achtungheiss was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“BOOM! 498! Wooo!”
Vampirechan was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“āŖ Tonight, we're gonna party like it's 499! āŖā«”
Mishy was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“THE THREAD HAS BEEN 500'd!”
Vampirechan was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“So? Wat's your point?”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“Confetti! 
”
”SailorSaturn was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“What is this, the Official Million Posts Spam Thread?”
WILDMAMMOTH was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“@SailorSaturn No. It is perfection.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“That guy looks like he's afraid of the confetti.”
SailorSaturn was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“Maybe he's been hit with a Glitterdust spell before.”
Reiaze was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“He looks like he's crying. Maybe his tears are made of confetti!”
Bonemane was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“Instead of shock treatment, they simply threw confetti at him. Thus creating his deep seated confetti phobia.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“That confetti looks more like crayons to me.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“Or the remains of credit cards that just went through the shredder.”
BofusTeefus was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“When Confetti Attacks.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“When Confetti Attacks, janitors get overtime.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“When Confetti Attacks would get almost as high ratings from the feline demographic as When String Attacks.”
SailorSaturn was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“That sounds like one crazy tail.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“I've been known to spin a good yarn, once in a while.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - 9 months ago...
“*bats at yarn*”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 8 months ago...
“I could watch these cats and write a report on string theory.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 8 months ago...
“For knitting class?”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“Knitting class? Are you nuts?”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“No. We're cats. You pointed that out, yourself.”
Bonemane was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“As long as there is no mention of another cats vs. dogs movie im fine with us being cats.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“If you are supposed to be a cat, why do you look like a flipping baby?”
Mishy was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“That baby is flipping boy!”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“That's right. He's a flipping baby. He's famous for being a flipping baby.”
StonedAgent was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“OMG this thread broke out of the assylum!”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“*checks*
Nope. Still in the asylum.
If it had broken out, it would say "Arkham City."”
Nope. Still in the asylum.
If it had broken out, it would say "Arkham City."”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“@HitGirl *Pounces on string*”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“*tosses the string into a mine field*”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“*gets the string back with a fishing pole*
Tigers are very good at fishing.”
Tigers are very good at fishing.”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“Be careful not to snag a mine.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“*watches Xeno intently*
A mine is a terrible thing to waste.”
A mine is a terrible thing to waste.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“*starts surrounding the mines with various numbered flags*”
Svoboda was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“How come nobody ever sweeps mines with napalm?”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“*bats at a flag* Thup thup thp”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“Does anybody even make mines with napalm?”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“Svo apparently makes napalm coated mines... Don't they mostly use napalm for flame throwers & firebombs?”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“Boy Scouts use it for cooking.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“Sterno brand napalm... alcohol napalm... not weapons grade”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“*Grabs a bowl tosses in some Styrofoam packing peanuts & adds a lil gasoline mixes well, passes it Svo*
”
”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“Don't use styrene if you're going to cook with it. The vapors are poisonous.
My troop used to use kerosene and wax. Crayons don't work very well, though.”
My troop used to use kerosene and wax. Crayons don't work very well, though.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“Why would u cook with mines?”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 7 months ago...
“In battlefieild conditions, you prepare your food however you can. Heat your C rations on the engine of your tank, use two shields for an oven, spit a bird on your sword, boil your coffee with your phaser, roast cows on the hoof with an incendiary mine, etc.”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 6 months ago...
“Mmmm Styrene flavored bird on a sword... my favorite!”
TamaraLane was the last to comment - 6 months ago...
“My grand father had a ring welded onto the exhaust manifold of his welder, (truck mounted, gas powered), just the right size to hold a can of soup. That way when it was lunch time, he had hot soup, out in the middle of no where.”
Svoboda was the last to comment - 6 months ago...
“And I thought my roommate was weird for always putting her coffee on top of her computer to keep it warm - which is a bit dangerous for the computer, BTW.”
LordXenophon was the last to comment - 6 months ago...
“Please tell me you don't mean on top of the monitor.”
HitGirl was the last to comment - 6 months ago...
“I think she means on top of her laptop.”
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“Almost as bad.”
“Very good batman game should made it bigger ”
“Very good batman game should made it bigger ”
created 16/JUN/2011
“Pros: Its awesome. Its Batman. Great music and voice acting. 10/10 UNICORN CHOICE! I'd recommend this to anyone.”
“Pros: Its awesome. Its Batman. Great music and voice acting. 10/10 UNICORN CHOICE! I'd recommend this to anyone.”
created 04/DEC/2011
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bowmen90 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“it looks cool”
MaxxSwan13 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“@bowmen90 it is”
bowmen90 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago...
“awsome”
MaxxSwan13 was the last to comment - about 1 year ago... show previous hide previous
“ya”
“More challenges completed. Just a few more for a 100% file~”
created 28/APR/2011
“A fourth run-through of the game; why? Because I am the night.”
created 19/APR/2011
“gDNA's not tracking this one for me, but I replayed Batman: Arkam Asylum over the last couple weeks, mainly because I just wanted to experience it again. In the process though, I grabbed the last...”
created 21/MAR/2011
“When the Joker breaks lose and starts running the sinister arkham asylum you know the one guy who can help... Batman! Yes batman returns with repetitive environments, crappy boss fights and the worst selection of batman's rivals know to a game set...”
“When the Joker breaks lose and starts running the sinister arkham asylum you know the one guy who can help... Batman! Yes batman returns with repetitive environments, crappy boss fights and the worst selection of batman's rivals know to a game set in the batman universe. In fact the biggest bummer for me was the lack of multiplayer, I mean, surely rocksteady could have a coop challenge for multiplayer fans, as a matter of fact the only thing holding this game together was its setting...I mean its F**king Batman!
4/10”
created 12/MAR/2011
“Finally tracked down a copy and played through what I thought was a long time but only ended up being about 4% of the game.”
created 15/FEB/2011
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