You forgot one line Samhain.

After Han gets Luke and Obi Wan from Mos Eisley onto the Falcon and they are being chased by Star Destroyers:

Luke: I thought you said this thing could outrun them?

Han: Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist,I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... ... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming starship. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.

Christopher Walken > harrison ford as Han Solo. (read the 2nd page of that article).

The great american hero dood would have been a funny luke.. Jedi with a big blonde afro ftw.

Walken as Han:
When c3po gave the odds of making through an asteroid field: "Who asked you? Did you hear me solicit your opinion? I didn't think so"

After blowing up the deathstar "I am happy. Seriously, this is my happy face. Satisfied?"

When confronted by Jabba in the 10th remake DVD: "What do you want me to say, that I'm sorry? That I apologize? Well, people in Hell want ice water, pal."

Fun read.